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Here goes! Until I figure out what to do with this place it's gonna be pretty barren, really. My goal with it is to have a place for stuff that might not necessarily work on Dreamwidth, since while I like the format there's obvious issues like extremely limited image space and, y'know, being a blog. Sometimes it's nice to have the ability to just make pages that do whatever you want, y'know?
Who I Am
Just some guy, really. I'm not gonna offer that many personal details here, but for some potentially important stuff: My pronouns are he/him, I'm white and (probably) cishet, and my politics can be quickly summed up as "the government should exist to help the people, imperialism is bad, freedom of expression is good, fuck bigots in general and especially Nazis, TERFs, and SWERFs." Also I am a diehard Oxford comma advocate.
Some Stuff I Like (in no particular order)
- Japanese RPGs, which should surprise nobody given I took my screenname from something in Valkyrie Profile (and yes, I know it's one of the worst Great Magics, but it really made an impression on me).
- Tabletop RPGs that I will probably never find anyone to play with. Particularly the really unique shit—I'm much more interested in, for instance, Triangle Agency than anything with "5e compatible" on the cover.
- Pro wrestling, particularly when it's either a) Southern-style rasslin' that looks like two guys trying to beat the shit out of each other and would be hugely adored by Jim Cornette, or b) really silly bullshit that absolutely deserves to have a Wrestlecrap article on it and would make Jim Cornette rage to the point of wondering if he even liked wrestling to begin with.
- Cats. Dogs too, but I've always been a cat person.
- Erotic games, particularly the kind you might see on DLSite (hence why this site's marked 18+). My tastes here are...pretty extreme in a few different ways. By way of example: there was a brief point where I considered Nightmare Girls/Into the Nightmare relatively tame, which ended when I realized that this is an absurd thing to think about a game where the first sex scene features a girl getting sounded by a tentacle monster for over a full day.
- Alphabetical ordering that doesn't list everything that starts with "the" unter T. Seriously, can we bring this back already?
Actual Stuff That's Here Now
Me Elsewhere
As of October my only other significant presence on the public-facing Internet will be on Dreamwidth, where I plan to keep doing the mini-reviews of various games I play that I started doing on cohost. Speaking of cohost, here's my profile there, for the remaining time it matters. I also have a Twitter account as CosmicSpear (don't know if the capitalization actually matters there and don't care enough to find out), but I don't really do much of anything with it. And you might see me in the odd Twitch chat here or there as vengefulbladeuponthee.
My Boy Stable
- The Ding Dongs (Greg Evans and Richard Sartain): A couple guys who could probably have ended up as reasonably solid midcarders had they not been given a hilariously awful bell-themed gimmick and debuted in front of a crowd of drunk military guys at Fort Bragg. Because both of the latter happened, they instead became legends of wrestlecrap.
- Julio Dinero: He can honestly say being on Heroes of Wrestling was a bigger high point for his career than tagging with CM Punk, and it is amazing that this is a sentence that can be written about someone.
- Elijah Burke: I've only really seen his matches from Against All Odds 2010, but they're enough for me to say he really should've gotten a proper title run somewhere.
- Dante Martin: Extremely, tragically luckless man who flies so well you'd think he actually has wings.